Post a Couple of Quotes

Quotable by quota
Thinkable by thought
Testamentary to test you
Ordinary by sort

Coco

Cou Cou!
Collaboration

Hello?
Hysteria

Moshi Moshii!
May I?

Dum ta daa

Comic condition
Expert magician
Conjure a trick
Bounce me a brick

Pickles

Create and Enjoy
vs
Create and Destroy

Funny Frog

A little too
A little from
I found a corner
I caught a frog

A tiny fright
A listening hum
I found a corner
I caught a cough

A big hello
A hug hello
I found a corner
I caught a laugh

Hello laugh
Good-bye cough
Off you go frog
I found my corner

Repercussions

Reacted
To a statement
Retracted

Rebound
To a law
Renowned

Recess
Let the indicted
Redress

All out of Balance

Vociferous
That's my name

Vindictive
That's my game

Volatile
When I'm loud and proud

To be
Vehement.
To be
Vicious.

Vacant

I have a message on when I'm vacant
It plays a song like I'm there
It kisses like I never meant it
When I wake from my daze it's not fair.

I forgot all the good things that happened
Remember nothing from the night before
Feelings of guilt are not felt though they dealt
The hand that I see to be yours.

I play a message when I'm vacant
It answers the questions and calls
It replies like I've died when they asked if I lied
Auto-response is all that your told.

Projectionism

I don't know if it's a real word... A multitude of forms of imposing what you believe onto other people... Someone thinking/saying (getting all starry eyed) "you are a wonderful person", (thereby meaning "you must conform to that" and anything less will take away from "my enjoyment of knowing you")... There's a lot of pressure.
Straight away I should let them know, without being coy about it, "I am crazy and changeable, I am one of many women, sometimes wonderful, sometimes sexy, sometimes a bitch, sometimes profound, sometimes blonde, sometimes good, but mostly bad and a desperate loner!" That means, get what the fuck you can, because there's not much to be accessed... Yes, people get disappointed... I get that a lot!!

The Default

It's all in your head
They'd sooner be dead
Than walk on the road
On which you tread

Finding the patterns
That makes up their lives
All of their bullshit
Seems so contrived

Never to see and never to hear
What it is like, to only be near

Never to feel and never to touch
What it is like, to ever be such

The lady disguised as her uglier self is
The girl who decides when she has her wealth

To have her cake with croissants and cream
By being delight of anyone's dream

Freedom of passage and rights to lay bare
Her soul permission is obversely rare.

Administration

A paper trail
A fickle fire
A burning of paper

Piles of paper
Piles of files
Piles of ashes

Forgot the letters
Forgot the numbers
Forgot the rest of the story

Though it's not been told.
Don't burn that too, it may be interesting.
Open up and read it.

Trying out for...

Explanation
Yet avoiding damnation

Telling
But silently yelling

Noting
To remember the doting

Nutshell Morons

Captured and contained
vs.
Allowed and proud

Don't look

I'm too young to let suspense kill me

Reverse Cowgirl with that Hat!

Anyone with a Carrera and an ugly wife, come forward.
We know who you are.
Anyone with a Carerra and an ugly wife,
We know what you're like,
When you're not with your wife.

You're a pig with no buttons for a come on to please
You're a butcher without meat and you're high off your tree

You're the worst display that a man can be,
Cos' I know what you're like,
You're like it with me

Understanding Misunderstanding

Forgotten downtrodden
Chap happy
Hello mellow, yellow

Derived contrived
Confusion diffusion, exclusion

Defiance Alliance
Find behind
Complex duplex, fix

Eclectic epileptic
Finance dance, balance

On the moon
Soon

Teppanyaki Talk Chop Chop

Me: "This is so good, it's like this is the first food I ever ate" (Mr M. Preston is allowed the copyright to this.)
John: "I'm either the luckiest man alive or I'm dead"
Emma: "I miss you on Tuesdays"
Me: "I'll see you next Tuesday"
John: "I once knew a Johnny, he's dead now"
Emma: "He had curlish hair"
John: "I'm big but I'm not stupid"