Thursday, May 21, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Strict Penalties
Bottle of Montrachet in one hand, a ribbon in the other...
Could life be more wicked?!
Could life be more wicked?!
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Haveachat Cafe - Eraring, Newcastle
Darlings we all love a chat. Do it with a stranger, by all means, but make it brief!
Sunday, May 3, 2009
Like - Unlike
I do believe ticking 'like' on EVERYTHING is necessary. I waited for this function, like it was a spleen without a rupture. One can't be too positive!
I do believe ticking 'like' on EVERYTHING is necessary. I waited for this function, like it was a spleen without a rupture. One can't be too positive!
Snaps for Bright Sparks with Sparkles
When you speak with me, you are having a conversation with heritage listed vernacular.
Eks Rated, if you care to turn your head.
A dear friend posted his diet for perfect muscular definition. I couldn't help but giggle when my other dear friend read the post script, which described his last meal of the day as being kangaroo coming in sausage skins. I do believe he was challenged implicitly by the high gust of proteins, and meant quite simply, that he eats kangaroo meat sausages for his dinner.
Recessionary inflation, tilt your head.
Brisbane is relishing in its consumers at 3.1% inflation, whereas in Sydney we are humbled by minimal price combat with 2.4%. It is one of the many proofs that Sydney is taking the recession more seriously. We are, in fact, closer to the rest of the world, the social climb of fallen economies, than our northern counterparts.
Thou art photo objectified, gone!
The plastic plant from the lift foyer has disappeared. No more still life for the aesthetes.
"Artistic Director?" they question me!
"Of course, my life is art and I must keep the show going!!!"
"Cup of tea for one darling, and sit me in the far corner. I'm not on display today!"
Eks Rated, if you care to turn your head.
A dear friend posted his diet for perfect muscular definition. I couldn't help but giggle when my other dear friend read the post script, which described his last meal of the day as being kangaroo coming in sausage skins. I do believe he was challenged implicitly by the high gust of proteins, and meant quite simply, that he eats kangaroo meat sausages for his dinner.
Recessionary inflation, tilt your head.
Brisbane is relishing in its consumers at 3.1% inflation, whereas in Sydney we are humbled by minimal price combat with 2.4%. It is one of the many proofs that Sydney is taking the recession more seriously. We are, in fact, closer to the rest of the world, the social climb of fallen economies, than our northern counterparts.
Thou art photo objectified, gone!
The plastic plant from the lift foyer has disappeared. No more still life for the aesthetes.
"Artistic Director?" they question me!
"Of course, my life is art and I must keep the show going!!!"
"Cup of tea for one darling, and sit me in the far corner. I'm not on display today!"
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Standards to Keep Up Beat
Standards to Keep Up Beat
by Leila Rousseau
by Leila Rousseau
(please read using a forceful woman's English accent)
Things to tell your man servant, when directing control:
"Fetch my paraplui, I'm going for a stroll."
"I'll have some tea before you start getting ready, thank you."
"I'm not listening to your propagations momentarily, I'm thinking of lilies and the office. Do give me some time."
"Talk me through this nonsense, I'm endeavouring to justify your inefficiencies."
"I am rather thoughtless, please advise me of your problems, by e-mail or fax, if indeed it is necessary I know them."
"Darling, swing by and collect the mail, there are far too many bills in the letterbox. Pay them chronologically if you will."
"Wandering down memory lane can invite you to some bad company, remember mine and you must forget the rest."
"Drown in your misery, I'll be in the next room as your breath of fresh air when you're ready!"
"Tell me when you have found a cure for your lust, until then, I must get away"
Things to tell your man servant, when directing control:
"Fetch my paraplui, I'm going for a stroll."
"I'll have some tea before you start getting ready, thank you."
"I'm not listening to your propagations momentarily, I'm thinking of lilies and the office. Do give me some time."
"Talk me through this nonsense, I'm endeavouring to justify your inefficiencies."
"I am rather thoughtless, please advise me of your problems, by e-mail or fax, if indeed it is necessary I know them."
"Darling, swing by and collect the mail, there are far too many bills in the letterbox. Pay them chronologically if you will."
"Wandering down memory lane can invite you to some bad company, remember mine and you must forget the rest."
"Drown in your misery, I'll be in the next room as your breath of fresh air when you're ready!"
"Tell me when you have found a cure for your lust, until then, I must get away"
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