Darling, Forget It

A lady doesn't show the world or any particular caller
That she is a mess of hormones and bad medicine.

Instead of contacting soon to be adversaries, try these ideas:
1. Stand on your head for seven hours. Drains all the blood from your limbs, which are connected to fingers that type nasty silly anecdotes.
2. Run on ice. It works to eradicate whatever is going on in your head.
3. Jump out of a plane. That will take up a few hours you would have used to contact anyone. And will scare you half to death.
4. Take driving lessons in the snow. The slush will really make you think, what's important now?

All though the above seem like fool proof measures to avoid contacting anyone during times of potential irrational behavior, a lady will turn off her mobile phone and put it into the freezer for three days. If she is frantic on the keyboard, she will also send it to the Apple store for Software updates and not collect it for three days.

A lady is in all of us, she just has to learn how to shove the witch's head in the oven before it lets you eat the walls.
Metaphorical, of course your life isn't Gingerbread. But the witch is PMS.